Jess Franco Continues to Be Beautiful

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Since his "fantastic" (I made a pun, its very "punny") debut, Jess Franco has made over 17,000 movies in every genre. Vampire movies, vampire meets wolfman movies, vampire meets Frankenstien and naked women movies, vampire naked vampire movies, naked vampire naked movies, vampire/oral sex movies, and of course musicals. Franco credits his long career to blackmail. I sat down with Franco at his beautiful Spanish-styled villa, which, for tax purposes, is located in Sweden.
Gay Journalist: Mr. Franco, if I may call you that... Franco: You may. GJ: What would you prefer I call you? Franco: "Mr. Franco" is fine. GJ: Would you prefer, perhaps, "Your Majestic Penis...Prince" I meant to say. Franco: Yes, of course you did. Haven't I seen you someplace before? GJ: I have never rummaged through your septic tank. Franco: Yes, of course. GJ: Your first movie, "Franco is Fantastic!" Franco: Documentary. GJ: I'm so, so, so very sorry, Your Majestic Prince. Franco: Quite alright. GJ: Documentary. Franco: Yes. GJ: Of course. Franco: Yes. GJ: (...) Franco: Er, yes. GJ: (...) Franco: Yes. GJ: Now Miss Lina Romay, I may call you "Miss" yes? Romay: No. GJ: No? Romay: Yes, it was a joke. (general laughter) GJ: Ho hohoho! I will laugh heartily at that! Romay: Yes, it was a joke. (more laughter from studio audience) GJ: Oh, goodness, my laughter has caused my diaphragm to rupture. (hoots and hollers) Romay: Yes, it was a joke...deary. (hysterical laughter) Franco: That's the best bit. GJ: Oh, oh. Franco: Yes. Romay: Fellatio. GJ: (...)	"I will use memories of my childhood to propell my characterization."
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