San Diego
has its fair share of ghost stories. Unfortunately most of them are pretty
weak. I for one am tired of hearing about the Whaley house. Not interesting.
If you go to the Whaley house they show you a picture of light reflecting
through a window and try to claim that its a ghost. Ooooooh spooky! There
was also the time the curtains moved on their own!!!!! Stop or
I'll be having nightmares about haunted curtains for months. I prefer
the obscure or outrageous stories that don't end up being covered in national
magazines on Halloween. Like the Blue People of Harbison Canyon, or the
midget village of La Jolla. Or the Proctor Valley Hitchhiker. So, when
I have the time I'll be going on little expeditions to scope out the areas
that are "haunted" and seeing for myself what is the least bit
belivable, and what is mere crap.
For the record, I believe
in ghosts, at least I believe that they exist. I have no idea what they
are beyond that. I hate most people involved with the whole "ghost
industry" because they are a) con-men b) new-age idiots c) way too
serious about something that is basically silly and 5) none of the people
who contribute ghost stories to web pages know how to write a proper English
sentence. Here's an example:
"We have lived in our home for all my life and I'm 12. 6 years ago
my
brother died while playing with a gun in the basement, wich accidentally
discharged. About one year later I heard someone call my name from down
in the basement, at first I was afraid to go down there, the 2nd time
I heard
my name it sounded farmiliar and I decided to go down. To my surprise
as I
touched the cement floor to the basement I saw a bright flash of light
then
I saw what seemed to be a shadow slip into another room. I screamed and
ran up the stairs, to find my father coming in the front door. I told
the story
to my father, and at first he did not believe me.Later that night, my
father
heard the voice also. As my dad went to check it out I hid under the covers
surprised by my stupidity. The house grew very quite besides my sobbing.
I
saw a shadow move accross my room while I was trebeling under the covers.
I yelled for my dad, there was no answer it was an aquered slience it
was way too quite. I waited for the daylight to come out of my bed. I
never heard from my dad again. Some people took me to an orphanage and
I was just adopted and decided to share my story."
Not only is this story incomprehensible, it is idiotic. So the ghost killed
her dad? Maybe dad was just pissed that he had a "special" child
and took off to Mexico with the next-door neighbor. The story comes from
The Shadowlands website, which is a neat site, save the fact that they
apparently don't do any quality control of their stories whatsoever, so
you end with stories that have words like "trebeling" and "aquered"
(I have no idea what that word is even supposed to be).
For the record, I think I may have seen a ghost when I was a child and
saw a man in a trenchcoat standing in front of a large window at the house
I grew up in. Ooooooh, spooky.
PROCTOR
VALLEY
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